Tuesday 19 November 2013

funny sms text

Source:- Google.com.pk


FUNNY SMS TEXT BIOGRAPHY 


Aek chor kisi ke gar me guss gaya or idar uddar deka usy kuch bi nai mila(mislan sona chandi wagera)
Pir us ne malik ko utaya or bola sona kahan hai
Chonke malik sai tarah uta nai ta adi neend metha us ne bola
Poora gar kali para hai jahan bi chao sojao.
Funny Sms


Sender:Faraz 

Date:16-11-2013
Finally, I told my parents that I want a
Blackberry or An Apple
My Mother said:
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“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh
kha”..:P:P
Funny Sms


Sender:ilyas jutt 

Date:14-11-2013
ufff sardi”
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Jab Upr Likha hai k sardi Hai to Neechay Konsa Heater Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhay Ho....?? 
Winter ki pehli bezti mubark ho... P
Funny Sms


Sender:sweety 

Date:13-11-2013
SAWAL
Kuch B Ho

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho
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Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
('-')
<) )>
_//_
Main to masoom hon..?8-)
Funny Sms


Sender:Alishba 

Date:13-11-2013
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing....
Funny Sms


Sender:Asif 

Date:11-11-2013
Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart
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Boy: U should add 1 more thing
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Girl : What??….
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.Boy: Photoshop on your face..:P:P
Funny Sms


Sender:KIRAN SHINDE 

Date:09-11-2013
Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar
rahe
the.
Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache
ne
kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..?
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Socho,
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,
Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo :-D
Funny Sms


Sender:noman 

Date:07-11-2013
What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Funny Sms


Sender:Osama 

Date:07-11-2013
All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married.

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I am just getting more awesome..!!
Funny Sms


Sender:Osama 

Date:04-11-2013
Ultimate Beezati
A Boy texts a girl
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Boy: Hey!
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Girl: Hi! What u doing?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the
world.
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Girl: Aww How cute!
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Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m
texting U!:p:p
Funny Sms


Sender:Shushant Sharma 

Date:04-11-2013
Ek Shadi me band wale ne apne master se poocha, band kab tak bajana hai????

Band Master- AAth-Das pag tak baja lo, baad me to ye sab janretor ki awaj par bhi nach lenge........
Funny Sms


Sender:hafeez 

Date:04-11-2013
This Moment Which Came Almost In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P
Funny Sms


Sender:ASAD MEHMOOD 

Date:02-11-2013
GIRL: Mari Aik Aik Sans Pe 10 10 Larkay Martay Hn,

Pathan: To Baji kOi acHA Sa "TOOTHPASTE" Istimal Q ni karti.
G.O PATHAN
Funny Sms


Sender:Kamran 

Date:02-11-2013
GF & BF on Phone

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao…

How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary
Trends with Minimum Intervention
In The Money Markets ?

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Girl : Hmmmm….

Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!
Funny Sms


Sender:Haris 

Date:31-10-2013
School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &
girl gets her master’s degree.
Funny Sms


Sender:naila 

Date:26-10-2013
Life thought me lots of Lessons..
But!
As usual,
I slept in those classes…
Funny Sms


Sender:abdur raza 

Date:24-10-2013
mere mrne k bad mere qbr pe mt ana mere dost 
suna hai tum qabron se mom batyan choraty ho
Funny Sms


Sender:Gaurang parmar 

Date:22-10-2013
Teri jil si aankho me dub marne ko ji karta he
par kya karu sala ye tera chasma bich me a tapkta h
Funny Sms


Sender:Fozia 

Date:22-10-2013
Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”
Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”
Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K
“wo” ko Awaz d
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“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”
ka intqal Hogya
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Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…
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“JO”DR DYA
“Wo”MR GYA
Hs mt……
Funny Sms


Sender:waleed 

Date:21-10-2013
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or

thanday pani sey naha lia….


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