Source:- Google.com.pk FRIENDSHIP FUNNY SMS BIOGRAPHY Some beautiful roses for my friend These rose are token of our friendship Keep these roses until they DRY But keep my friendship until I DIE Friendship Sms Sender:Ashiq Ali Baloch Date:16-11-2013 Dil dil se juda nai hota Youn kisi par fida nai hota Piyar se bara to dosti ka rishta hai Qiyoun ke DOST kabi bewafa nai hota Friendship Sms Sender:Junaid Date:16-11-2013 One Day A Crab Was Running. On The Sea Shore The Waves Came And Cleared D Footprints Of D Crab … Crab Asked : Being My Friend Why Are You Clearing My Beautiful Footprints … ? Waves Replied : A Fisherman Was Following Your Footprints To Catch You! That’s Why I Cleared It Off … :) MORAL: “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P Means Caring Beyond I.M.A.G.I.N.A.T.I.O.N.” ♥ ♥ ♥ Eppie Friendship Day All ^_- Have A Oo/Ing Sunday Friendship Sms Sender:Noman Date:11-11-2013 So many fights for thodi si pepsi So many friends on one bench So many phone calls on birthday night ! So many hugs for one lil worry So many hands in one chips pack So many laughter for one stupid joke Cheers to Friendship Friendship Sms Sender:Kashif Date:07-11-2013 Relationship between two person is like the relationship between the hand and the eye. If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and if the eye cries the hand wipes its tears..!! Friendship Sms Sender:Imran Chaudhary Date:04-11-2013 Don't love a friend who hurts u. Don't hurt a friend who loves u, Sacrifice everything for your friend. But don't sacrifice a friend for anything. Friendship Sms Sender:Shah Amaan Date:04-11-2013 Friend is one who tolerates ur worst MOOD, Manages to smile on ur idiotic JOKE, Tries to understand ur craziest DREAM, And helps to deal wid ur PROBLEMS.. Friendship Sms Sender:Bina Agha Date:04-11-2013 If friends were flowers, I would not pick you. I’ll let you grow in the garden, and cultivate you with love, and care so i can keep you as a friend forever ;) Friendship Sms Sender:anum Date:04-11-2013 A ring is round and has no end and thats how long i will be your friend Friendship Sms Sender:Imran Date:02-11-2013 When your life becomes lonely just call ur best friend and shout “How dare i feel like this when you are on earth..!!” Friendship Sms Sender:Kashif Date:31-10-2013 True Friendship is like a rose. We can’t realize it’s beauty until it fades Friendship Sms Sender:Wasif Date:29-10-2013 If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends, No matter how long it takes, How far they go, How tough it seems, Fate will bring them together, 2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER. Friendship Sms Sender:Taimoor Date:26-10-2013 It’s gud to have money & the things it can buy but it’s also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven’t lost the things money can’t buy…. FRIENDS! Friendship Sms Sender:irfan Date:23-10-2013 zindgi har pal khas nahi hoti pholo ki khoshbo hamysha pas nahi hoti milna to hamari taqdeer may likha tha warna itni pyari dosti itfaq say nahi hoti Friendship Sms Sender:Faraz Date:22-10-2013 The Privilege Of Friendship Is That We Can Talk Nonsense All The Time, And The Best Thing Is That, Nonsense Is Understood, Discussed & Respected! Friendship Sms Sender:sonal Date:21-10-2013 "Met you as a stranger Took you as a friend Hope we meet in Heaven where friendship never ends Friendship Sms Sender:sister Date:20-10-2013 hai . . . .. on your birthday i want to say that am very thankful to god for letting me have such carring friend in my life!may u get the best of every thing in life:) Friendship Sms Sender:anita Date:09-10-2013 "Met you as a stranger Took you as a friend Hope we meet in Heaven where friendship never ends Friendship Sms Sender:rawan Date:07-10-2013 Moon said to me, if your friend is not mesg u why dont you leave your friend.I looked at moon and said does your sky ever leave u when u don't shine. Friendship Sms Sender:Rabia Date:05-10-2013 he Privilege Of Friendship Is That We Can Talk Nonsense All The Time, And The Best Thing Is That, Nonsense Is Understood, Discussed & Respected!Some beautiful roses for my friend These rose are token of our friendship Keep these roses until they DRY But keep my friendship until I DIE Friendship Sms Sender:Ashiq Ali Baloch Date:16-11-2013 Dil dil se juda nai hota Youn kisi par fida nai hota Piyar se bara to dosti ka rishta hai Qiyoun ke DOST kabi bewafa nai hota Friendship Sms Sender:Junaid Date:16-11-2013 One Day A Crab Was Running. On The Sea Shore The Waves Came And Cleared D Footprints Of D Crab … Crab Asked : Being My Friend Why Are You Clearing My Beautiful Footprints … ? Waves Replied : A Fisherman Was Following Your Footprints To Catch You! That’s Why I Cleared It Off … :) MORAL: “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P Means Caring Beyond I.M.A.G.I.N.A.T.I.O.N.” ♥ ♥ ♥ Eppie Friendship Day All ^_- Have A Oo/Ing Sunday Friendship Sms Sender:Noman Date:11-11-2013 So many fights for thodi si pepsi So many friends on one bench So many phone calls on birthday night ! So many hugs for one lil worry So many hands in one chips pack So many laughter for one stupid joke Cheers to Friendship Friendship Sms Sender:Kashif Date:07-11-2013 Relationship between two person is like the relationship between the hand and the eye. If the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and if the eye cries the hand wipes its tears..!! Friendship Sms Sender:Imran Chaudhary Date:04-11-2013 Don't love a friend who hurts u. Don't hurt a friend who loves u, Sacrifice everything for your friend. But don't sacrifice a friend for anything. Friendship Sms Sender:Shah Amaan Date:04-11-2013 Friend is one who tolerates ur worst MOOD, Manages to smile on ur idiotic JOKE, Tries to understand ur craziest DREAM, And helps to deal wid ur PROBLEMS.. Friendship Sms Sender:Bina Agha Date:04-11-2013 If friends were flowers, I would not pick you. I’ll let you grow in the garden, and cultivate you with love, and care so i can keep you as a friend forever ;) Friendship Sms Sender:anum Date:04-11-2013 A ring is round and has no end and thats how long i will be your friend Friendship Sms Sender:Imran Date:02-11-2013 When your life becomes lonely just call ur best friend and shout “How dare i feel like this when you are on earth..!!” Friendship Sms Sender:Kashif Date:31-10-2013 True Friendship is like a rose. We can’t realize it’s beauty until it fades Friendship Sms Sender:Wasif Date:29-10-2013 If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends, No matter how long it takes, How far they go, How tough it seems, Fate will bring them together, 2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER. Friendship Sms Sender:Taimoor Date:26-10-2013 It’s gud to have money & the things it can buy but it’s also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven’t lost the things money can’t buy…. FRIENDS! Friendship Sms Sender:irfan Date:23-10-2013 zindgi har pal khas nahi hoti pholo ki khoshbo hamysha pas nahi hoti milna to hamari taqdeer may likha tha warna itni pyari dosti itfaq say nahi hoti Friendship Sms Sender:Faraz Date:22-10-2013 The Privilege Of Friendship Is That We Can Talk Nonsense All The Time, And The Best Thing Is That, Nonsense Is Understood, Discussed & Respected! Friendship Sms Sender:sonal Date:21-10-2013 "Met you as a stranger Took you as a friend Hope we meet in Heaven where friendship never ends Friendship Sms Sender:sister Date:20-10-2013 hai . . . .. on your birthday i want to say that am very thankful to god for letting me have such carring friend in my life!may u get the best of every thing in life:) Friendship Sms Sender:anita Date:09-10-2013 "Met you as a stranger Took you as a friend Hope we meet in Heaven where friendship never ends Friendship Sms Sender:rawan Date:07-10-2013 Moon said to me, if your friend is not mesg u why dont you leave your friend.I looked at moon and said does your sky ever leave u when u don't shine. Friendship Sms Sender:Rabia Date:05-10-2013 he Privilege Of Friendship Is That We Can Talk Nonsense All The Time, And The Best Thing Is That, Nonsense Is Understood, Discussed & Respected!
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1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (12 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5) August 4th, 2013 Category: Romantic SMS Heart says 2 eyes do not see more because you see and i suffer, eyes answered 2 heart do not think more because you feel and I cry, that’s the relationship.. 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (15 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) August 4th, 2013 Category: Romantic SMS Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai Advertisement
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (14 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5) August 4th, 2013 Category: Romantic SMS IF U Want 2 Be Happy With a Boy.. Love Him Less & Understand More If U Want 2 Be Happy With a Girl.. Love Her More & Never Try 2 Understand Her 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) August 4th, 2013 Category: Romantic SMS Do you know why love is blind? . . . Love is blind because, our moms had started to love us even before seeing our face! 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (10 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5) August 3rd, 2013 Category: Romantic SMS Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne, Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne, Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge, Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne. 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) August 3rd, 2013 Category: Romantic SMS Batmeez friend=== WHEN I JOKE…. They take it seriouslly!! Sharaab Kya Jany…!! : : : : WHEN I M SERIOUS… Nalayak hass hass k Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!! 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (17 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5) June 1st, 2013 Category: Romantic SMS Hazaaaar Jaaam-e-Lutf Hazaaaar Me’Khaney…!! Nigaah-e-yaar Ki Lazzat,
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Funny Love Shayari Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…
Mon 1 Jul 2013 Funny Shayari on Love Posted by Rahul under Funny Shayari No Comments Funny Shayari Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain.. Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Mon 10 Jun 2013 Funny Shayari on Love Posted by Rahul under Funny Shayari No Comments Funny Shayari Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain, Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain, Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil, Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain…
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Sun 7 Apr 2013 Door se dekha to… Posted by Rahul under Funny Shayari No Comments Door Se Dekha Series Shayari Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi… Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi… Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi… Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha… Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa… Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa. Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya. Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha! Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha! Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!!! Funny Shayari Sms source(google.com.pk) Funny Shayari Sms Biography FUNNY adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est 1. a. Causing laughter or amusement. b. Intended or designed to amuse. 2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious. 3. Tricky or deceitful. n. pl. fun·nies Informal 1. A joke; a witticism. 2. funnies a. Comic strips. b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips. Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics" SHAIRI Urdu poetry (Urdu: اُردُو شاعِرى) ( Urdu Shairi ) is a rich tradition of poetry and has many different forms which were basically originated from Arabic and borrowing much from the Persian language, it is today an important part of the cultures of Pakistan and India. Like other languages, the history of Urdu poetry shares origins and influences with other linguistic traditions within the Urdu-Hindi-Hindustani mix. Literary figures as far back as Amir Khusro (1253-1325 CE) and Kabir (1440–1518 CE) inspired later Urdu poets, and served as intellectual and linguistic sources. Meer, Dard, Ghalib, Anis, Dabeer, Iqbal, Zauq, Josh, Jigar, Faiz, Firaq and Faraz are among the greatest poets of Urdu. The tradition is centered in the subcontinent. Following the Partition of India in 1947, it found major poets and scholars residing primarily in modern Pakistan. Mushairas (or poetic expositions) are today held in metropolitan areas worldwide. The principal forms of Urdu poetry are: Ghazal, is a set of two liner couplets, which strictly should end with the same rhyme and should be within one of the predefined meters of Ghazals.There has to be minimum of five couplets to form a Ghazal. Couplets may or may not have same thought. It is one of the most difficult forms of poetry as there are many strict parameters that one needs to abide by while writing Ghazal. Hamd is a poem in praise of Allah. The word "hamd" is derived from the Qur'an, its English translation is "Praise". Marsiya (or elegy), is nearly always on the death of Hasan and Husain and their families, but occasionally on the death of relatives and friends. It is usually in six-lined stanzas with the rhyme aaaabb. The recitation of these elegies in the first ten days of Muharram is one of the greatest event in Muslim life. A fully developed marsiya is always an epic. The famous marsia writers who inherited the tradition of Mir Anis among his successive generations are Mir Nawab Ali 'Munis', Dulaha Sahab 'Uruj', Mustafa Meerza urf Piyare Sahab 'Rasheed', Syed Muhammad Mirza Uns, Ali Nawab 'Qadeem', Syed Sajjad Hussain "Shadeed" Lucknavi, Allama, Dr.Syed Ali Imam Zaidi, "Gauher" Luckhnavi the(great grandson of Mir Babber Ali Anis). Masnavi, in the majority of cases a poetic romance. It may extend to several thousand lines, but generally is much shorter. A few masnavis deal with ordinary domestic and other occurrences. Mir and Sauda wrote some of this kind. They are always in heroic couplets, and the common metre is bacchic tetrameter with an iambus for last foot. The Religious masnavi Histori of Islam (Tarikh-e-Islam Az Quran) written by Dr. Syed Ali Imam Zaidi Gauher Lucknavi. Naat is a poetry that specifically praises the Islamic prophet Muhammad. Nazm Urdu nazm is a major part of Urdu poetry. From Nazeer Akarabadi, Iqbal, Josh, Firaq, Akhtarul Iman to down the line Noon Meem Rashid, Faiz, Ali Sardar Jafri and Kaifi Azmi. They have covered common life, philosophical thinking, national issues and the precarious predecament of individual human being.As a distinct form of Nazm many Urdu poets influenced by English and other European poets took to writing sonnets in Urdu language. Azmatullah Khan (1887-1923) is believed to have introduced this format to Urdu Literature. The other renowned Urdu poets who wrote sonnets were Akhtar Junagarhi, Akhtar Sheerani, Noon Meem Rashid, Zia Fatehabadi, Salaam Machhalishahari and Wazir Agha. Qasida, a kind of ode, often panegyric on a benefactor, sometimes a satire, sometimes a poem dealing with an important event. As a rule it is longer than ghazal, but it follows the same system of rhyme. Qawwali, is a form of urdu poetry read along with devotional music, A Qawwali is almost always dedicated to particular Sufi. Ruba'i, is a poetry style, the Arabic term for "quatrain". The plural form of the word, rubāʿiyāt, often anglicised rubaiyat, is used to describe a collection of such quatrains. Tazkira, biographical anthology, almost always of poetry alone. This is often a mere collection of names with a line or two of information about each poet, followed by specimen of his composition. On the other hand it may be the history of Urdu poetry with copious illustrative extracts. The best tazkiras give biographical details, but fail in literary criticism, and we get little idea of style or poetical power, still less of contents of poems. Even the large anthologies do not systematically review an author's work. Most of them have the names in alphabetical order, but one or two prefer historical order. The majority quote only lyrics, and the quotations, usually chosen at random, do not illustrate poetry. SMS Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices. SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing. SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
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Bala Krishna and Jr N T R jokes 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (34 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) in Jokes, SMS Jokes Joke-1 SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav? STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,?? Joke-2 Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara Zunior N: enduku babai? Balayya: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam Zunior N: nuvu keka babai Joke-3 Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it? Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam? Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous “Plastic Surgeon” Joke-4 Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!! Joke-5 Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi? Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellin’te take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa. Joke-6 balayya goes to the programme “koun banega karod pathi”. the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya. Amitab: In which state godavari flows? Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!! Joke-7 American: First we land on moon Russian: First we land on jupitor Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun America: How is it possible itso hot Balayya: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura Joke-8 Balayya’s 60th B’day NTR – Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai? Balayya – 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..! NTR – Nuvvu keka babai Joke-9 Movie Dialogues about Balayya Pokiri: Evadi cinima chusthe, dimma dirigi mind block avuthundo vaade ballayy Aadi: Ammathodu addanga narukkunta Avadikanna Balayya theliyaka pothey? Joke-10 BALLAYA KI PELLI PELLI CHUPULU…………. Balayya – Entha varaku chadivavu Ammayi: B.A Balayya – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….!!!!!!!!! Joke-11 Balayya – “batta tala” vunte chala goppa vallu avtaranta nijamena??? Lecturer – “Cheviti na kodaka ‘batta tala’ kadu ra ‘pattudala’ Joke-12 Once a Donkey Kicked Balayya & Ran away. Balayya started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying “dress maruste kanipettalena !!!!!!!!!!!! Joke-13 Aghora tells ballaya abt magadheera “vadu mande agni golam la kanipistadu” Balayya – Mari Tuesday ela untadu? AGHORA: Inko 400 years ayna nuv marav ra baaliga Joke-14 Jr.NTR – Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav? Balayya – Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra….!!!!!!! Joke-15 Balayya – Arey na lover ki msg pampali ra. Jr NTR – BABAI NEN PAMPISTA na mobile ivu. Balayya – Aare jagrata hand writing teda rakunda chudu..!!! Joke-16 Ballaya calling 2 customer care, a girl received the call Balayya – hello evaru? Girl – I am sita Balayya – Ayyo devuda..idhi AYODHYA ki vellinda!! Sorry sitamma !!!!! Joke-17 Jr NTR – Babai 4 x 3 entha ???? Balayya – Adhi kooda teliyadanu kunnava 4 x 3 = 12 ra. Jr NTR – Aithe 3 x 4 entha ??? Balayya – abbaa question reverse ga adigithe answer cheppa lenani anukunnava ??? 3 x 4 = 21 Joke-18 Yamudu – I’m Going to Take ur life . Tell ur last wish Balayya – pls come and watch my film : simha Yamudu – Rascal.. Nenu neeku Sketch veste, nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ??? Joke-19 Balayya Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!! RANI – Poyi Principal ki cheptha. Balayya – Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa.. Joke-20 Once Balayya & Jr.NTR will go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up card Shop Keeper – 30 Rs. Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time vasthundhi. Balayya – aithe migatha 4 Rs. Ki Biscuits ivvu Jr NTR – Babai. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu Joke-21 Once there was an offer in a shop “Take anything for Rs.1000 and get 1 saree free”.. Balayya goes into the shop takes change for Rs.1000 and asks for Free saree Joke-22 Balayya to Jr NTR – Velli chetlaki(Tree) ki nilu pattu Jr NTR – It’s already raining. Balayya – So what take an umbrella and go. Jr NTR – Nuvu Keka babai Joke-23 Balayya – I’ll never marry in my life and I’ll give same advice to my children also Joke-24 Laxmi pranitha asked Jr NTR what sort of books you like Jr NTR – Check books. Joke-25 Ballaya giving exam while standing at the door. Jr NTR – Babai Why are you standing at the door? Balayya – Abbai, I am giving entrance test Joke-26 Jr NTR – Babai nenu ivala Rs 1000/- odipoyanu Balayya – Ela abbai Jr NTR – Morning cricket match lo Rs 500/- bet kattanu, INDIA Match odipoyindhi Balayya – Abbai 500 ee kada, maari migitha 500 Jr NTR – Night high lights mida 500 petta babai, malli odipoyindhi Joke-27 Balayya participated in cycle race..Baaga thokkadu kani Odipoyadu Jr NTR – Enduku odipoyawu babai Balayya – Evado cycle ki stand vesadu ra.. Joke-28 BREAKING NEWS ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE…..!! Balayya – PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI. CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joke-29 Lecturer asked Jy NTR as: THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BALAYYA WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..????? Jr NTR – - BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE… Joke-30 Lecturer asked Jy NTR as: THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY what? Jr NTR – - Thet are Babai PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! Joke-31 DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE: WHEN BALAYYA STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!! Joke-32 Lecturer asked Jy NTR as: Do you know what Ghajini never forgets? Jr NTR – - GHAJINI never forgets BALAYYA name!!!! Ghajini has a tatto with Babai name on his soul Joke-33 Balayyas next project. Titanic in Telugu . Climax revised. Both survive. Balayya swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and Titanic in the other. Joke-34 THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO BALAYYA AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!! :p Joke-35 Balayya gets an message on his cell: kannayya your son is dead Balayya jumps from the 50th floor at 45th floor he remembers that he did not have a son at 23rd floor he remmebers that he is not married at 3rd floor “shit my name is not kannayya it is Balayya” Joke-36 Joke-36 Jr NTR asked Balayya do you know MS Office? Balayya – Give me the address, i will GO Joke-37 Ballaya buy coffee for Jr NTR Ballaya says… Drink quickly.. Jr NTR – Enduku babai Balayya – says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 Joke-38 American – Do any great man born your village?? Balayya – No only small babies born here. Joke-39 Once Balayya attended an Interview. Interviewer – Give me the opposite words. Balayya – Ok Interviewer – Made in India Balayya – Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer – Good Keep it Up Balayya – Bad Put it Down Interviewer – Maxi Mum Balayya – Mini Dad Interviewer – Enough! Take your Seat Balayya – Insufficient! Don’t take my seat Interviewer – Idiot! Take your seat Balayya – Clever! Don’t take my seat Interviewer – I say you get out! Balayya – You didn’t say I come in Interviewer – I reject you! Balayya – You appoint me Joke-40 Jr.Ntr&balaya walking on the road. They saw 1000Rs note on the road. Jr NTR – Manam fifty fifty theesukundam babai. Balayya – Migilina 900 em chedam ra Joke-41 Balakrishna went to cloth market Balayya – Manchi cloth chupinchandi.. Salesman – plane lo chupinch mantara…. Balayya – Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu… Joke-42 Interviewer – Me birth place ekkda…? Balayya – Tiruvnannthapuram…. Interviewer – Tell me the spelling…? Balayya – Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu… Joke-43 NTR – Babai ratri mobile charging petti padukoku.. Balayya – : Endukura …? NTR – Battery blast avutundanta… Balayya – Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battery teesi charging Pettanu… Joke-44 NTR – Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…? Balayya – Side effects rakunda untayani.. NTR – Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…? Balayya – Abundance na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna… Joke-45 “SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be. “SEEMALO SALEPURUGU” CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu Joke-46 Balakrishna and Jr NTR iddaru Raylaseema ki vellaru. Rayala seema lo adugupettagane Balakrishna ventane Mattini pattukoni vasan choossadu antha lone face change chesukunnadu. Ventane…. Jr NTR – Babai em ayyendi face ala change chesukunnavu Balayya – Mattivasana maripoyindi raaa Jr NTR – Nuvvu pattukunnadi matti kaadu babai PEDA….. Joke-47 Teacher – Balayya how many fingers in your hand? Balayya – ’6′madam. Teacher – neeku enni sarlu cheppanu, nikkar lo cheyyi petti answer cheppoddani.. Joke-48 Joke-49 Balayya in flight shouts: I have reached Bangalore. I have reached Bangalore. Air hostess: B silent Balayya. Balayya shouts: I have reached Angalore Angalore Joke-50 Balayya – Abbai Look out of the window and tell me if the indicator lights are working or not. Jr NTR – Yes, No Yes No Yes No Balayya – Correct ga chepu raa, vasthunaya leda Jr NTR – Yes, No Yes No Yes No Joke-51 Balayya – writing something very slowly. Jr NTR – Babai Why are you writing slowly? Balayya – Em ledu raa, mana Tarak ki letter rasthunanu vadu fast ga chadava ledu ga.. Jr NTR – Nuvu keka Babai Joke-52 Balayya is setting up a new college in Hyderabad and decided to name it as “Balayya Medical college of Engineering” Joke-53 A bird SHITS on BALAYYA- He shouts Angrily, “NEE YANKAMMA DRAWYER ESUKOACHU KADA” then Bird shouted Back,”NEE AYYA NUV DRAWYER LO VELTHAVA ENTRA!” Joke-54 Balayya in a Computr LAB lecturer questioned, what is Microsoft Excel? Balayya – “It is a powder like Surf Excel to clean computer Joke-55 BALAIAH English exam kosam “FRIEND” ane essay prepare ayyadu. Kani examlo “FATHER” ane essay vachindi. FRIND place lo FATHER petti ila rasadu. = = I AM A VERY FATHER’LY PERSON. I HAVE LOTS OF FATHER’S. SOME OF MY FATHER’S ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR . Jr NTR – Nuvu keka babai Joke-56 Balayya’s wife: Yemandi.. ikkada lifeboy soap pettanu ledhe? Balayya – TV lo arogyaniki rakshana isthundhi lifeboy ani add vasthunte chusi soap thinesa. Joke-57 Balayya – Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayi kaani… aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu… Doctor – Stupid, ela dorukuthundi… adi naa signature ra JAFFA… Joke-58 A friend of Balayya asks him a question: Friend – khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu? Balayya – 6 Friend – kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu…. Balayya – Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu.. Friend – ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu kada??? Balayya – abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu.. ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu… Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question: Balayya – Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu.. Jr.NTR:10 Balayya – Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini… Joke-59 Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answering the first question itself… you know what was the question? Interviewer – Which is the best and biggest network and the answer was an amazing one….. Balayya – CARTOON NETWORK. Joke-60 Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo. Balayya – Ee shampoo entha? Shopkeeper – 110Rs Balayya – Deenitho paatu emanna free unda? Shopkeeper – Emiledu sir. Balayya – Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave??? Joke-61 Ballaya to shopkeeper: oka 8th class book ivvandi Shopkeeper – Stock ledu Balayya – Aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku Joke-62 Lecturer – Why did Balayya put his radio in his refrigerator Jr Ntr – Because he wanted to hear cool music. Joke-63 Lecturer – Why did Balayya sleep with a scale? Jr Ntr – Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept Joke-64 Balayya – All over my body where I press I have pain. Doctor – Take whole body scan. Balayya – Ok Doctor – Result of scan: finger fractured! Joke-65 Balayya – Orey abbai, samudram enduku ‘uppongu tundi’? Jr Ntr – Babai, samudram lo uppu untundi kabatti.. edi kuda teliyadha? Joke-66 Oneday Balayya was walking in the rain. Jr Ntr – Asked why there is a hole in the Umrella? Balayya – How do I know if rain stops, that’s why this hole Joke-67 JAILER – asked Balayya nuvvu jail ku endhuku vachav? Balayya – oka lady journalist T shirt midha “press” ani rasi unte press chesaa anthe ! Joke-68 Balayya – Whats your car name Jr Ntr – I dont know but it starts with T Balayya – You are very Lucky my Car starts with Petrol ! Joke-69 Balayya – Lost His Cheque Book.! Bank Manager – Be Careful, Any1 Can Put Ur Sign. Balayya – I m Not Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques Joke-70 Balayya – Was putting dogs tail into a pipe. Jr Ntr – Babai dogs tail never become straight. Balayya – Orey idiot I am trying to bend the pipe. Joke-71 Balayya – sir, phone lo roju bedhirimpu calls vastunnai Police – Emani? Balayya – Recharge cheskokapothe connection cut chestamani sir! Joke-72 Balayya – orey dheeni meaning cheppu ra’I AM GOING “ante enti? Jr Ntr – ‘nenu velthunna’. Balayya – plz ra answer cheppi pora.
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