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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
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Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum
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Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan
Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman
Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan
Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?" ;P
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Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it.
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Wo kon sa Waqt ho ga
Jab bahi behn ka nahi,
Maan beti ki nahi,
Baap baty ka nahi..
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Pathan: Aftari ka waqt..r
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“Boy Bus-Stop Per,
Girl Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha
GIRL
Ghar Men Koi
Maa-Behan Nahi
Boy: No
GIRL
To Ghar
Ley K Chalo Na Pagal
Yahan Time Q Kharab Kar Rahay Ho..’
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Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? Share
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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
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Friend (Sardar) say:
Main Tennis kay baray me aap say Zyaada Jantha hoon.
Sardar:
Accha tay ayy dus kay Tennis day Net which kinnnay Moray hondday nay
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English Tcher:Btao ya kon sa tense he?
"Me Nach rha hu,
Tum Nach rhe ho,
Wo Nach rhi he..hm sb Nach rhe he,"
STUDENT:Sir ye
"MUJRA Continous Tense"he. . .
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Man 1:- I Do Not Want To Marry Becoz I Am Afraid Of ALL Women..
Man 2:- Get Married Soon, Then U Will Be Afraid Of Only ONE Woman &
Start Loving Other Women......
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Teacher to pathan: can u translate the following sentence in a single English word? Moti larki intezaar kar rahi hai? Pathan: Motivating
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Pathan ki wife ;
aj muje koi esi bat kaho k muje khushi b ho or gusa b aye. . . ? ? ?
Pathan ;
Tm meri Zindgi ho0. . . . .
B.v ;
or , or kuch. . . .
Pathan ;
0r lanat hy esi Zindgi par. . .
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Sardar ko invitation mila
k
party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
Sardar party me pohncha
To dekha
k
"
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Logon ne
pant
aur shirt b pehni hui hy.
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Teacher: Batao Kutta Shadi
Kyun Nahe Karta?
Student: Miss Ose Bhala Kia
Zarort Shadi Ke Wo To Pehly
Kutton Wali Zindage Guzaar
Raha Hota Hai..
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A Perfect Girl Doesn't Bother...
Doesn't Shout.. Doesn't Flirt With Others..
Doesn't Lies.. Doesn't Cheat..
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And Doesn't ExiSts.. :
Clappinggg
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College ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob rha tha. Pappu ne dekha aur zor-zor se
chillate hue bhaaga. . .
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kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai. . . kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai
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Customer:Teri dukan to mithai ki hai tera dil khaney ko nai krta ?
Shopkeeper: Bohat krta hai magar abba Rus gulay Ginn k Jata hai is liye choos k rkh deta hon :p
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Kese mumkin tha kisi or dawa se elaj? . . .
Ishq ka DARD tha AMMI ki chapal se hi aram aya… aaye, .
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Girl:Nice Mobile where did you Buy.
Boy:I win this mobile in Race.
Girl: how many participation in race?
Boy:Police,Mobile Owner & Me
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