FUNNY SMS IN PUNJABI BIOGRAPHY
(1) For Those Who Dont Know Who Ha
For Those Who Dont Know Who Hanif Is...
-Hanif Nevr Wet His Bed As A Child.
The Bed Wet Itslf In Fear.
-Once Hanif Participated In A Race.
He Came 1st.
Einstien Died Aftr Watching Dat.
Bcoz..
Light Came 2nd.
-When Hanif Was In Clas 3,
Teachr Told Him To Write An Esay On Anythng..
2day Dat Esay Is Knwn As WIKIPEDIA
-Hanif Once Wrote His Biography.
2day That Book Is Known As GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..
-When Hanif Does Push Ups,
He Is Not Lifting Himself Up.
He Is Pushing The Earth Down.
- Hanif Once Hit A Six.
And That Ball Is Today Known As PLUTO.
Source: "WIKILEAKS" =P ;->
(2) For those who dnt knw who zub
For those who dnt knw who zubair is-
- zubair nvr wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itslf in fear.
-Once the facebuk foundr hospitalizd due to shock.. bcoz zubair p0ked him.
-Once zubair participated in a race. He came 1st. Einstien died aftr wtchng dat, Bcoz..Light came 2nd.
-Whn zubair was in clas 3, teachr told him to write an esay on anythng..2day dat esay is knwn as WIKIPEDIA
zubair once wrote his auto biography. 2day that book is known as GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..
Zubair once hit a six.And that ball is 2day known as PLUTO.
Source: "WIKILEAKS"
Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha . . . .
Ek kanjr tha wo sms parh tha
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Use pta tha k sender ne use kanjr kha ha
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Wo phir b sms parh rha tha
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.Kiya krta
kanjr jo tha.Don't mind kanjr hahaha ha
By: Saqlain
Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good m
Meri apse guzarish ha k ap muj ko good morning wale sms ne send kiya krna
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.Sms ke bajiye halwa puri snd kr diya krna
By: Saqlain
NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH L
NAAL KASNGI SANG NA KARIYE, KANNAD NOH LAAJ NA LAAIYE HO,
KODE KOH KADHE MITTHE NA HONDE,BHANVE LAKH MANAA GUDH PAAYIYE HO.
KAANVA DE PUTTAR KADHE HANS NAHI BANDE, BHANVE MOTI CHOGH CHUGAAIYE HO.
SAPAA DE PUTTAR MITR NA HONDE BHAANVE CHULYA DOODH PILAAYIYE HO
TAMEY KADEIN TARBOOZ NA HONDE BHANVEIN TOD MAKKE LE JAAIYE HO
By: aqueel
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 eng
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
By: PAGALPANTI
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib Pr
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib
Pres down buton
Once again
Ek wari hor
Bas ik wari hor
Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
By: PAGALPANTI
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Ek kabutar ne sante te wiath kar diti..
Santa- O teri maa ne tenu kachha pauna ni sikhaya ?
Kabutar- saleyaa tu kachha pa ke tatti karda??
By: PAGALPANTI
Phoolon mai Tum Khayalon mai Tum
Phoolon mai Tum
Khayalon mai Tum
Dil main Tum
Baghon main Tum
Sapnon main Tum
Yaadon main Tum
0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.
By: PAGALPANTI
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan Balle balle
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Balle balle
Haye shaawa
Chak de phatte
Aha ahaOoo...
OoOoO...Oo
Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..
Mauj mana lo
Tak taka tak
Tak taka tak
Duzzz..Duzzz..
Bishken...Bishken
Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo
-Kyunke-
Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
By: PAGALPANTI
'HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek
'HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di ...
By: PAGALPANTI
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"
By: PAGALPANTI
funny sms in punjabi
funny sms in punjabi
funny sms in punjabi
funny sms in punjabi
funny sms in punjabi
funny sms in punjabi
funny sms in punjabi
funny sms in punjabi
funny sms in punjabi
funny sms in punjabi
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