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1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

Teacher: Es mohawary ko estimal karo "mun mai pani aana"
Pathan Student: Jaisy hi mai ne Nal ko mun laga ke Nal chalu kia, tu mairy mun mai pani agia

Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty?
Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke !

Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia
Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na
Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Qatil: Try karo ke umar qaid ho jaye maga saza-e-mot na hojay
Pathan Lawyer: Tum fikar mat karo
After Case
Qatil: Kya howa?
Pathan: Boht mushkil se umar qaid howi, warna adalat tu reha kar rahi thi

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?

Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

(2) For those who dnt knw who zub

For those who dnt knw who zubair is-

- zubair nvr wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itslf in fear.

-Once the facebuk foundr hospitalizd due to shock.. bcoz zubair p0ked him.

-Once zubair participated in a race. He came 1st. Einstien died aftr wtchng dat, Bcoz..Light came 2nd.

-Whn zubair was in clas 3, teachr told him to write an esay on anythng..2day dat esay is knwn as WIKIPEDIA

zubair once wrote his auto biography. 2day that book is known as GUINIESE BOOK OF WORLD RECORD..

Zubair once hit a six.And that ball is 2day known as PLUTO.

Source: "WIKILEAKS"

A kid walks into class late. The teacher asks where he was.
“I was on Amber Hill,” said the kid.
“Okay, have a seat,” replied the teacher.
Another kid walks in late. Again, the teacher asks where he was.
“I was on Amber Hill,” said the second kid.
“All right, sit down,” the teacher said.
A new girl walks into the classroom.
“Who might you be?” asked the teacher.
“I’m Amber Hill.” :-D

While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I’m really happy with the TV as my boyfriend.”
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood a man.
The man said, “Hello, son, is your grandma home?”
The little boy replied, “Yeah, but she’s in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.”
Grandma’s minister fainted…

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